Prepare for trouble!
And make it double.
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples from devastation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie
James
Team Rocket!
Blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth, that's right!
We're Jessie and James of Team Rocket, and we like to steal Pokemon.
Of course you would know that IF YOU WATCH POKEMON AND HAVE A CHILDHOOD
However, we have been trying to steal the twerp's Pikachu for 20 years now.
Even after 20 years, Ash Ketchum is still ten.
Pokemon logic.
And he still never came back for his Pidgeot.
Or his Butterfree.
We are still trying to catch that Pikachu while totally ignoring the TALKING POKEMON THAT IS ON OUR TEAM.
TEAM ROCKET SHALL BE FEARED! PEOPLE QUIVER UNDER OUR NAMES!
It's Me-owth
I'm the one with the brains
I learned to speak
BY MYSELF
Which makes me the only Pokemon that learned to speak
HA HA HA HA
We shall catch that twerp's Pikachu one day
Not today
Jessie's Pokemon:
Current: Wobbuffet
Pumpkaboo (evolved into) Gourgeist
These are my beautiful Pokemon, although Wobbuffet can be a pain.
Released: Ekans (evolved into) Arbok
Wurmple (evolved into) Cascoon (evolved into) Dustox
